That
third photo is of me discovering a very drunk-looking wasp on the wall
right beside me. (And Kathryn even photographed it.) I suppose he wasn't dealing with the 40 degree weather
very well.
Four and seven are me looking also quite drunk??
This shirt in particular is hilarious. It's a men sized medium. Only Adam Ant would issue such a tiny fucking line of shirts for men, my god. It can barely stay together around my hips, I'm shocked I haven't busted a seam yet.
That being said, it is COMFORTABLE. It's straight up Hanes sweatshirt material (is it really Hanes brand? I don't know and I'm way too lazy to get to the closet and check) but sleeveless. It's a summer sweatshirt. OF COURSE, Adam is a goddamned fashion genius. He is always finding new ways to blow my mind.
I want to address the half-human-half-cat sexy furry lady going on on the back of the shirt, but...what can I really supply that with? It's...it's existing. That's all I can really say.
Top: c/o ROMWE • Leggings: local small biz Modelo • Shoes: Jeffrey Campbell Stevie • Earrings: Francesca's
Easiest outfit possible. Oversized shirt, and leggings. I feel like I'm cheating some sort of system, but it just works. (Especially if you're petite like me. IRL, being the height of a child, this looks especially ridic.) I love clothes for shapes and proportions, and one of my favourite things to do is to wear something comically oversized on top with something form fitting for the legs. And, duh, I love doing this even more when there's visual-impairing neons involved. It's like the 80s glam and 90s grunge had some horrible, wonderful child.
I really love ROMWE for catering to such awesome styles, btdubs. Plus
their printed leggings are the bomb. They make these outfits just TOO
easy to do.
Thunderstruck
She Blinded Me With Science
Bejeweled
Grateful Dead
Kick Ass
A Girl's Best Friend
Electric Chapel
Diamond Dogs
I'm currently treating this horrible ailment called "life" with a graturious application of Adam Ant. I'm due for today's dose.
Bustier: Sparkle and Fade via Urban Outfitters • Vest: Child's Halloween costume • Leggings: c/o shopakira • Boots: ALDO shoes • Choker: Spencer's • Ankle: handmade from Hyannis, Cape Cod
Pink hair! Do ya dig? It's a little more orange hued than I was wanting, but whatever. I kinda messed up the dye concoction anyway, so it's my fault. I've gotten tons more compliments on this than when my hair was blue, and yet, I liked it better then. This shade of pink's not quite my favourite, and while Kathryn agrees with me, everyone else insists this better suits me. Hey, whatever! I like it all right. I'll probably do grape Kool-Aid again in the future, that was really awesome. Someone else suggested I do lemon yellow, I think it was Kathryn? That's really tempting too. (Only if it turns out like, neon.)
Fun fact about this vest: it was purchased on a whim
when I was seventeen and living in Arizona, at a Halloween shop downtown that was running a massive "it's after Halloween and we need this stuff gone before the end of the week when our lease expires" sale. I think it was five bucks? Didn't even realise it was child's size until after I got home. I feel like Adam Ant in this. Er, child-sized Adam Ant. It took everything in me not to put warpaint on my face when getting dressed. I kind of regret that decision not to.
Check out these amazing denim pannel leggings that shopakira sent me. They have denim pannels in all of the inappropriate areas, so they can be worn as pants! So, you know, no complaints from the fashion audience saying, "eww, hate when girls wear leggings as pants, camel toe, eww!" BAM, these things should win an award for being so clever. They almost look like chaps, the kind motorcycle guys wear sometimes. That's always a plus.
There's so much awesome sexy/adorable stuff from shopakira's brand that I
just can't get over, much like these leggings. Check 'em out; I really
think I'm gonna get this pink and blue cropped turtleneck when I get paid 'cuz damn, I can't deal with how perfect it is! Here are some pieces that I love, but you can check out shopakira's label here!
Everything is until $50 except for those drop dead gorgeous blue leggings. I'd blow $80 on those in a heartbeat, if it was within the realm of possibility.
Title ref, if you didn't know this song already! (And if you don't, you need to rectify that.)
